By joining our exclusive membership program, you agree to our ridiculously comprehensive set of rules.
You must carefully read and agree to these Terms & Conditions, which we've lovingly crafted to ensure you understand the intricacies of our membership program.
We reserve the right to revoke your membership if you're found sharing your login credentials with your aquatic friend, Bubbles.
You agree not to use our membership program for any purpose other than what_goals we've clearly outlined in these Terms & Conditions (e.g., not for world domination).