We Use Cookies To Spy On You

Our cookies are like tiny little spies that follow you around the internet, reporting back to our headquarters with every click, every scroll, and every questionable life choice.

We use these cookies to:

• Track your every move, 24/7/365
• Learn your deepest, darkest secrets (or at least your browser history)
• Understand your buying habits, so we can tailor your ads to your exact desires (and fears)

We're not saying you have anything to worry about. It's not like we'd ever use this info to sell your soul or anything... or would we?

For more information on our cookie usage, please visit our Cookie Policy Subpage.

Or, you know, don't. We won't judge you for it.

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