Why join us?
We're a club for those who enjoy existential dread, late-night pizza, and the thrill of possibly being consumed by a black hole at any moment.
Our members get:
- Free admission to our annual "The End is Nearer" gala
- Access to our exclusive "Quantum Fluctuation" chat room
- A discount code for 10% off all black hoodies at our online store
But be warned: our membership fees are not just a subscription, they're a sacrifice to the void.