Membership Levels - You're Doing Better Than That

Bronze: The Bare Minimum

You've managed to join our exclusive membership program. Congratulations! You've earned the right to be slightly less miserable than the general public.

Benefits:

• Access to our weekly newsletter, where we remind you of your own insignificance
• A 5% discount on our merchandise, because who doesn't love overpaying for a t-shirt with our logo on it?
• Use of our members-only chat room, where we'll occasionally post a cryptic message and wait for someone to respond

Subscriptions start at just $5/month. Or, if you're feeling generous, $10/yr. Don't worry, we won't judge you.

Upgrade to Silver for More Benefits!