Method 1: The Art of Not Paying Dues

Welcome to the most creative way to avoid paying your dues.

• Step 1: Claim your cat is allergic to paperwork
• Step 2: Use your membership number as a social security number
• Step 3: Send a strongly-worded letter to the CEO demanding a refund for "emotional distress"
• Learn more about Method 2: The Art of Forgetting Your Login Info
• Or check out Method 3: The Art of Blaming the Interns

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