Method 1: The Art of Not Paying Dues
Welcome to the most creative way to avoid paying your dues.
Step 1: Claim your cat is allergic to paperwork
Step 2: Use your membership number as a social security number
Step 3: Send a strongly-worded letter to the CEO demanding a refund for "emotional distress"
Learn more about Method 2: The Art of Forgetting Your Login Info
Or check out Method 3: The Art of Blaming the Interns
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