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This is the most exclusive club on the planet, where you can buy our overpriced, limited edition merchandise!
Get a free tote bag with your membership!
We have some amazing stuff, but it's really expensive.
We're offering a special deal for our most loyal members!
Q: What's the point of this website?
A: To sell you stuff.
Q: Is it worth it?
A: No.
Q: Can I return it?
A: No, you can't.