Membership Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the purpose of this membership?

We're glad you asked. Our membership is for individuals who enjoy excessive use of black borders and a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Q: What do I get for buying a membership?

We can't tell you. It's a secret. But let's just say it involves more black borders.

But seriously, we're working on it.

Q: How do I cancel my membership?

We're not sure we want to tell you how to cancel it. Are you sure you want to cancel it?

Q: Can I get a refund?

Refunds are like hugs. We don't give them. But we'll give you a nice black border instead.