Here's the first step: Conquer the internet with memes. Start by creating a meme that's so good, it'll make everyone forget what's real and what's not. Think of the most basic, yet most profound, joke ever told. The kind that'll make people go, "Wait, is this a joke or a cry for help?"
Example: A picture of a cat with a caption that says, "I can smell the desperation radiating from your profile picture."
Now that you have your basic meme, it's time to share it with the world! Click here to submit your masterpiece to our Meme Overlord.
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, try to hack into the system and add some extra flair to your meme with some advanced meme magic.