Welcome to the most unpredictable, thrilling, and financially irresponsible investment firm in the world! Our team of experts (read: Jane) are ready to blow your mind with their unorthodox, yet somehow effective, financial strategies.
Here's a rundown of our services:
Disclaimer: Do not invest in Team Jane's Financial Frenzy. Seriously, don't do it. You'll lose all your money. And also, we're not actually financial experts. But hey, it's fun to imagine, right?