Welcome, fellow memers, to our union of the most discerning and cultured internet dwellers. We, the meme lords and ladies, have gathered here to proclaim our rights, our dignity, and our love for all things absurd.
Article I, Section 1: We, the meme union, shall be the sole arbiter of all things funny. We will dictate what is and isn't funny, and all shall bow to our greatness.
Article II, Section 2: All memes shall be treated equally, regardless of their age, origin, or meme-orial status. The old, the new, the dank, and the cringeworthy shall all be celebrated and protected under our union's banner.
Article III: Meme-orial Rights, because, clearly, we have the power to make you care, and you will care.
Article IV: The right to make dad jokes without fear of judgment or retribution. We will not be silenced, nor will we be trolled.