Bug FAQ: Because You're Gonna Need It

Q: My cat is stuck in the toaster

A: Sorry, not our problem. Maybe try using the toaster eject button?

• Toaster Troubleshooting Guide
• Feline Behavior Analysis

Q: The game is eating all my RAM

A: That's not a bug, that's just the game's personality. You're just now a part of it

• RAM: The Uninvited Dinner Guest

Q: The game is making me a better person

A: That's just the placebo effect. We're not actually changing your life, but it's fun to pretend

• The Self-Improvement Bug

Q: Where is the save button?

A: Ha! You'll never need to save. The game is designed to drive you mad.

• The Anti-Save Button