Feature Requests for Jane Doodle 2 Beta

A place where users can submit their most outlandish and absurd feature requests for the next iteration of Jane Doodle 2.

Make the UI look like a 90s dial-up internet connection

We want the entire application to be rendered in a 2D vector format with flashing GIFs and a 28k dial-up modem sound effect on every click.

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Add a "Report User" feature with a 100% certainty of success Feature Requests for Jane Doodle 2 Beta

Feature Requests for Jane Doodle 2 Beta

A place where users can submit their most outlandish and absurd feature requests for the next iteration of Jane Doodle 2.

Make the UI look like a 90s dial-up internet connection

We want the entire application to be rendered in a 2D vector format with flashing GIFs and a 28k dial-up modem sound effect on every click.

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Add a "Report User" feature with a 100% certainty of success

This feature would guarantee that every reported user will be deleted from the internet for eternity, and we'll throw in a few bonus features like forced listening to elevator music and being forced to watch a never-ending loop of cat videos.

Integrate with a virtual reality headset, because why not?

We want users to be able to experience the Jane Doodle 2 Beta in an immersive, life-altering VR environment that will make them question their life choices and wonder what they did to deserve this.

Mandatory 4chan-style anonymous posting, because nothing says "community-driven" like anonymity

We want users to be able to post whatever they want without any accountability or repercussions, because who needs civility or respect for others, really?

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