Prophecy of the Doomed

By the power of the Internet, I predict that you will:

1. Spill coffee on your shirt at least 3 times this week.
2. Accidentally superglue your shoes together during a critical meeting.
3. Get into a heated argument with a stranger on the bus about nothing in particular.
4. Buy 5 whole pizzas by yourself and eat all of them in one sitting.

And if you do not, then I must have made a mistake, because YOU WILL BE DOOMED!

Related Prophesies:

• Lost Socks of the Apocalypse
• Lost Passwords of the Elder Gods