According to ancient lore, the humble toaster has been imbued with an otherworldly energy. It is said that on the day the toaster breaks, the very fabric of reality will unravel.
The signs of the impending doom have begun:
But fear not, mortal, for the Toaster Prophecies of Doom also foretell of a hero who shall save us from the abyss:
The Toaster Whisperer
Seek out the Toaster Whisperer and join the fight against the impending doom!
Learn more about the Toaster Whisperer
Begin your training in Toaster Whisperer 101
Master the Toaster-Matic in Toaster Whisperer 202
Join the Toaster Whisperer Elite in Toaster Whisperer 303
Or, you know, you could just Flee with your life.