Glazed and Confused Donuts

We're not sure what's more confusing, the fact that we're a donut shop with a philosophical crisis or that our donuts are actually just a front for a secret society of pastry-wielding Illuminati.

Either way, we're still serving up some of the most confusing yet delicious donuts in the city.

Our current flavors include:

• Glazed and Confused: A donut that's just a little bit too much, like our owner's ego
• Boston Creme: Because who needs actual cream when you can just use a bunch of gelatinous goo?
• Cinnamon Sugar: We added so much cinnamon that you'll need to wear gloves to eat it.
• Raspberry Jelly: A donut that's just a little bit too tart, like our accountant's personality

Want to see our Special Donuts that are so secret, even we don't know what they are.

Or maybe you'd like to visit our Mystery Donut Lab, where our scientists are trying to recreate the wheel, but with sugar and flour.