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Quest for Donuts: Level 3 - Recipe 1: The Glazed and Confused
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of confused flour
- 1/2 cup of glazed sugar
- 1/4 cup of regret
- 1/4 cup of existential dread
- 1/4 cup of despair
- 1/4 teaspoon of hopelessness
Instructions:
- Mix the confused flour with the glazed sugar in a large bowl.
- Add the regret, existential dread, and despair to the mixture. Stir until the ingredients are fully incorporated.
- Place the mixture on a flat surface and stare at it for exactly 7 minutes and 32 seconds.
- After the time has passed, add the hopelessness to the mixture and stir counterclockwise for 13 times.
- Place the mixture in a hot oven at 400 degrees Fahrenheit for 27 minutes and 14 seconds.
- Remove the mixture from the oven and let it cool for exactly 11 minutes and 22 seconds.
- Once cooled, slice the donut into 4 equal pieces and serve.
Continue to Level 4: The Fruited and Confused