After the initial donut revolution, the world is still in a state of chaos. Donuts are being devoured at an alarming rate, and happiness levels are still in flux. It's time to bring order to the donut world.
Our team of expert donutologists have been working tirelessly to standardize the happiness levels of the world's donuts. We've established a complex system of categorization, with donuts ranging from 0-100 in happiness units.
But it's not just about the numbers, it's about the art. We've commissioned a team of renowned donut artists to create works of donut-based masterpieces that will bring joy to all who lay eyes on them.
And so, Phase 2 begins. We're calling on all donut enthusiasts to join us in our mission to standardize donut happiness. Together, we can make the world a brighter, more delicious place.
Phase 3: The Golden Mean of Donut Happiness