Welcome to the Old Fashioned Quest for Donuts

Wherein our hero, a stalwart adventurer with a penchant for pastry, embarks upon a quest for the fluffiest, most fantastical donuts in all the land.

But beware, for the path ahead is fraught with peril! The forces of boredom and mediocrity seek to keep thee from achieving thy donut dreams.

Will you:

• Proceed with caution
• Slay the forces of blandness
• Bake thy own donuts