Meme Quest for Donuts: Entry 1 - Arguments

Argument 1: Donuts are the answer to all of life's problems

Because, let's be real, who needs actual solutions when you have a good donut?

See Argument 1a: Glazed vs. Frosted

Argument 2: The pursuit of donuts is a fundamental human right

It's in the Constitution, somewhere.

See Argument 2a: The Donut-ential Amendment