The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Philosopher-King

Step 1: Inherit a vast fortune, preferably from the moon.

Elon Musk on the moon

Step 2: Create a time machine that actually works, because who needs physics?

Step 3: Write a bestselling novel that's just a 500-page rant about the meaning of life.

Step 4: Build a robot to do all the work, but then realize it's sentient and you have to pay it minimum wage.

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