We've received intel that the internet's sanity is in danger. Reports of overused dad jokes, poorly drawn mustaches, and an overabundance of participation trophies are flooding the web. It's up to you, Agent, to restore balance to the cyber-sphere.
Your mission is to:
We've included a few useful gadgets for you to aid in your mission:
Remember, Agent, the fate of the internet hangs in the balance. Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
Note to self: Don't get too close to the abyss of despair that is the comments section.