Welcome, mortal, to Bob's Magic Formula, a recipe for unleashing the vortex of maximum chaos!

Ingredients:

Mix all ingredients together in a cauldron of madness, then stir counterclockwise while whispering ancient incantations.

The Formula:

MAGIC FORMULA
CHAOS × 2.5
MAYHEM + UNPREDICTABILITY
RANDOMNESS × 1.2
PANDEMONIUM + DESTINY

Consume the resulting elixir, and behold as the fabric of reality unravels before your very eyes!

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