Welcome, mortal, to Bob's Magic Formula, a recipe for unleashing the vortex of maximum chaos!
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of Randomness
- 1/2 cup of Unpredictability
- 1/4 cup of Mayhem
- 1/4 cup of Pandemonium
- ประก pinch of Destiny
Mix all ingredients together in a cauldron of madness, then stir counterclockwise while whispering ancient incantations.
The Formula:
MAGIC FORMULA
CHAOS × 2.5
MAYHEM + UNPREDICTABILITY
RANDOMNESS × 1.2
PANDEMONIUM + DESTINY
Consume the resulting elixir, and behold as the fabric of reality unravels before your very eyes!