Elsie the Eloquent, renowned explorer and fashionista, has curated this comprehensive guide to help you navigate the treacherous terrain of Into the Vortex.
For optimal survival, select garments that strike the perfect balance between comfort, practicality, and plaid. Don't be swayed by the siren song of polyester.
Elsie's personal favorite: a antler brooch and a pair of sequined gloves.
As you journey deeper into the vortex, the landscape will grow increasingly treacherous. Stay one step ahead with Elsie's expert advice on dodge and weave tactics.
Amidst the chaos, remember to meditate on the finer things in life, like the intricate patterns on your sequined scarf.