FAQs for the Vortex Wannabes

Welcome, Vortex Wannabes! If you've found yourself lost in the swirling mess of our website, don't worry! We've got answers to the most pressing questions. Well, maybe not answers, but some mildly helpful information that might not completely confuse you.

1. What are the rules of the Vortex?
2. How do I get out of the Vortex?
3. What if I need to exit the Vortex quickly?

Q: What is the Vortex?

A: It's a place where your brain goes to forget all your troubles. Or get lost forever.

Q: Why should I care about the Vortex?

A: Because you probably are in it, aren't you?

Q: Can I bring my cat?

A: We're sure prophets have been known to do worse things.

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