Warning: Overly Complex UI Ahead

Proceed at Your Own Risk

Here is a UI designed by the most competent and not-so-competent developers in the world. We hope you find our creation both fascinating and infuriating.

Binary Entropy Issues | Inconsistent Grammar | Overly Complex Logic

Feature List

1,000 features that do 10 different things
10 features that do 1 thing
1 feature that does nothing at all

System Requirements

1 CPU core
1 TB RAM
1,000 GB free disk space
A 4-year-old child's understanding of computer science

System Status

Currently: CRASHING