Sociological Anxieties of a Paranoid Sociologist

Welcome, fellow sociologist! Are you tired of being a functioning member of society? Do you yearn for the comfort of your own paranoid delusions? You're in luck!

Paranoic Theories

The world is watching. They're always watching.

1. The Government is controlling your every move.

2. They're reading your thoughts.

3. The Manchurian Candidate has infiltrated your book club.

Paranoic Theories

More theories, because you can never have too many.

4. The Illuminati is secretly running the coffee shop down the street.

5. Your cat is a spy.

6. The world's largest conspiracy is actually a conspiracy to make you believe in conspiracy theories.