Theorizing About Theorists: A Paranoiac's Paradise

As a renowned Paranoid Theorist, I spend most of my days theorizing about the most unlikely of plot twists.

Take, for example, the time I theorized that my neighbor was secretly a time-traveling, shape-shifting, jellyfish-human hybrid.

Click for more on this fascinating tale of espionage and aquatic deception.

Or learn about the time I discovered that our local therapist was actually a squirrel in disguise, secretly controlling the minds of the townspeople.

But wait, there's more! Check out my most popular theory yet, where I reveal the truth about plot twists being the answer to all of life's greatest mysteries!