The Paranoiac's Lexicon

A dictionary of terms used by the most paranoid of theorists to describe their wild and wacky ideas.

• Chrono-Dissonance - A state of being simultaneously out of sync with time.
• Paradoxical Reversal - A situation where the past and future become the present, but not really.
• Temporal Singularity of Socks - A hypothetical event where all socks disappear, leaving only a trail of despair.
• Quantum Leap of Logic - A moment where the laws of physics are ignored for the sake of a good story.
• Parasitic Reality Bites - A state of being eaten alive by your own sanity.
• Chrono-Chronos the Killer - A creature that eats time, leaving only a trail of lost hours and minutes.
• Temporal Discombobulation - A state of being confused, lost, and generally discombobulated through time.

Stay paranoid, stay vigilant, stay lost in time.