The Theory Mill

A place where theories come to life and die in a blaze of glorification.

Paranoid Theorist

Meet our resident expert on all things conspiracy and doom.

According to Theory Mill 101, the world is indeed controlled by lizards.

But don't just take our word for it. Read Paranoid Theorist Advanced for more.

Theory Mill 101

The basics of our world's impending doom.

From the rise of AI overlords to the inevitable collapse of the toilet paper industry, we'll cover it all.

Paranoid Theorist Advanced

For the truly dedicated student of doom.

Debunking the debunkers, we'll show you the real truth behind the truth.