Introduction

It's a little-known fact that Jane Doodle's time-traveling adventures are not just random, spontaneous jaunts through the space-time continuum. No, no, no. Jane's journeys are governed by the principles of quantum non-commutativity.

According to our theory, the further Jane travels through time, the more her particles become entangled in the fabric of reality. It's like she's stuck in a never-ending game of quantum spin the bottle, with her past and future selves constantly interfering with each other.

But don't just take our word for it. Here's a graph to prove it:

Implications

So, what does this mean for Jane's time-traveling exploits? Well, for starters, it means that every time she tries to go back in time, she'll end up stuck in a different timeline, reliving the same day over and over again.

But that's not all. According to our calculations, Jane's entanglement with her past and future selves will also cause her to start speaking in a series of increasingly absurd, non-sensical phrases.

"I am a time-traveling toaster!"
"The cheese is watching you, Jane!"
"I have a date with a chrono-disaster!"

Conclusion

And there you have it. The Quantum Non-Commutative Theory of Jane Doodle. It's a real thing, folks. Don't just take our word for it. Go ahead and try it out for yourself. But be warned: you might just end up stuck in an infinite loop of Jane's absurd phrases.

Or maybe you'll just end up liking it. Who knows?

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