Welcome, programmer! You've managed to break our server... again.
We've identified your bug report as BUG-12345. Our team will review it and get back to you within the next few minutes... or hours... or never.
Acknowledge your report and we'll pretend to care.
Or, if you're feeling extra lazy, you can just ignore it and we'll pretend it never happened.
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