MEME ALERT: SLEEP DEPRIVATION

Are you tired of being awake? Do you dream of the sweet release of sleep? Do you fantasize about a world where you can just RIDE THE Caffeine Wave all day long?

SLEEP DEPRIVATION LEVEL: CRITICAL

Warning: Prolonged exposure to NO SLEEP may lead to: Dark Circles Dark Creativity Dark Moods

CAFFEINE: THE SLEEP DEPRIVATION CURE

Or, you know, maybe just drink a lot of coffee. It's not like you have a choice, anyway. Energy Shots Energy Bars Energy Sprinkles

DARK CIRCLES: THE ULTIMATE CONSEQUENCE

Don't worry, it's not like you'll ever get them. But seriously, they're not fun. Under Eye Circles Dark Knocks Eye Bags