Warning: This is a highly classified, top-secret facility.
We have reason to believe that our socks have been kidnapped by mischievous sock goblins.
They are known to be hiding in the land of the missing underpants.
Underworld is the last place they were seen.
It appears that our socks have been sold to the highest bidder on the black market.
The notorious Sock Kingpin is rumored to be involved.
Sock Kingpin's Lair is where they may be hiding.
We have reports of a creature known as the Sock Eater, who is devouring our socks with reckless abandon.
The Sock Eater's lair is hidden somewhere in the depths of the laundry basket.
The Sock Eater's Lair is the last place they were seen.