TO: All Residents of the Intergalactic Empire of Slightly-Different-Than-Expected Results
From: The Great and Powerful Council of Unforeseen Consequences
Subject: Unexpected Outbreak of Disco
Dear valued citizen, we regret to inform you that the galaxy is experiencing an unforeseen outbreak of disco.
Reports are coming in from all corners of the galaxy of an unrelenting wave of platform shoes, polyester suits, and Bee Gees music.
We urge all citizens to remain calm and to report any sightings of bell-bottom jeans or excessive use of the word 'funk'.
Learn how to report a disco sighting in the event of an emergency.