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MEMO: APOCALYPSE PREPAREDNESS CHECKLIST
For those who still think they'll survive the impending doom
Check off each item as you complete it:
- 1. Stockpile of 100 cans of tuna (for protein, of course)
- 2. Water purification tablets (because tap water will be toxic)
- 3. 10,000 gallons of bottled water (in case of emergency)
- 4. 50 pairs of socks (for warmth, comfort, and dignity)
- 5. 500 packets of instant noodles (for sustenance)
- 6. Solar-powered toaster (because electricity will be scarce)
- 7. 1000 rolls of toilet paper (for, ahem, hygiene)
- 8. Personalized bunker with reinforced door and 5-star amenities
- 9. 5000 seeds for the garden of the future
- 10. A map of the post-apocalyptic landscape
- 11. A good understanding of basic first aid and basic first aid
- 12. A healthy dose of paranoia (for when the neighbors come)
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