For those who refuse to accept the obvious truth, the Tinfoil Hat Protocol is a comprehensive guide to living in a world of paranoid delusions.
Step 1: Wear your tinfoil hat at all times. It's the only way to truly understand the intricacies of modern society.
Step 2: Question everything. Especially the people wearing tinfoil hats.
Step 3: Develop a complex conspiracy theory to explain every event. The more convoluted, the better.
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"I used to be a normal human being, until I wore a tinfoil hat. Now I'm a master of the obvious truth." - John D.
"My tinfoil hat has changed my life. I can see the lizard overlords now." - Jane Doe