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Welcome to our Saffron-Infused Beverages menu. Because regular drinks are so last season, we decided to infuse them with saffron. And then we charged you triple the price. Enjoy?

• Burrito-juice ($15 for a 16oz glass of pure, unadulterated joy)
• Saffron-ade ($20 for our special blend of saffron, sugar, and disappointment)
• Saffron-Tini ($30 for our expertly crafted mix of saffron, vodka, and regret)

P.S. We're not responsible for any emotional distress caused by our prices.