EGGS ARE THE ANSWER

A Guide to Egg-cellent Living

By the great philosopher, Eggbert Einstein.

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Remember, kids, eggs are the answer. If you're feeling confused, just add more eggs.

But are they, really?
Note: I've assumed prophets and philosophers have an interest in eggs.