Disclaimer of the Milliseconds
By accessing this website, you acknowledge that you are aware of the following:
- Time is relative, but our disclaimers are absolute.
- You are not a bot.
- You are not a lawyer.
- You are not, in fact, human.
- Unless you're reading this in a lab, in which case, congratulations, you're a human!
This website is not responsible for:
- Actual time travel.
- Providing a clear understanding of time.
- Maintaining a consistent font.
- Not being a meme generator.