Fine, don't sue us, we warned you! By using our products, you agree not to sue us. We're like a bad boyfriend/girlfriend, we'll promise to love you but only for as long as it's convenient. Don't say we didn't tell you.
Products might break you, financially.
Liability and Disclaimers are our specialties.
About Us is like, well, about us.
Frequently Asked Questions (that we won't answer).
Contact Us if you really want to, but let's be real, we won't be impressed.