Disclaimer Of The Year 2023

Section 1: The Fine Print

By visiting this website, you agree to the following:

That the content on this site is 99.9% accurate and 0.1% completely made up.
That the author is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by reading about the meaninglessness of existence.
That the use of Comic Sans is, in fact, a design choice.
That the only thing more tiring than reading disclaimers is reading actual law books.

Section 2: The Fine Print 2

You, the visitor, acknowledge that:

Have read and understand the above disclaimers.
Acknowledge that the author is, in fact, a genius.
Will not hold the author liable for any damages caused by reading this site, including but not limited to: eye strain, existential dread, or spontaneous combustion.

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