Warning: Our sides are brutal. Like, actually brutal. As in, we've taken a bunch of normal sides, and then we've just... brutalized them.
Like, have you ever had a salad with a side of brutalized broccoli? No? Well, we have. And it's a real game-changer.
Or what about mashed potatoes, but instead of just being normal mashed potatoes, they're like, mashed with anger and resentment?
We're not just a burger joint, we're a side-utional experience.