Lettuce Take: A Guide to the Art of Doing Things Right

Welcome to Lettuce Take, where the art of doing things is taken very seriously. Or not seriously at all. We're not really sure.

Our Mission

To provide you with the most mediocre advice on how to do things, and occasionally, just occasionally, actually be helpful.

Our Methods

Our approach is simple: just make stuff up as we go, and hope it sounds convincing. It's like improv, but with more chairs.

We've got experts in:

• Our Experts in Pretending
• Our Experts in Not Doing

Get in Touch

Don't. Just don't. We're busy.