Our Radiation Ranch Dressing Recipes

Recipe 1: The Nuclear Option

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of mayonnaise
• 1/2 cup of ketchup
• 1 tablespoon of lemon juice
• 1 teaspoon of mustard
• 1/2 teaspoon of paprika

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a bowl until you're sure it's not going to kill you.
2. Stir for exactly 17 seconds to achieve maximum radiation.
3. Serve and enjoy the taste of impending doom.

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Recipe 2: The Fallout Favorite

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of ranch dressing (obtained from a post-apocalyptic vending machine)
• 1/2 cup of radioactive water
• 1 tablespoon of nuclear-powered hot sauce
• 1 teaspoon of irradiated garlic powder

Instructions:

1. Pour the radioactive water into a makeshift canteen.
2. Add the ranch dressing, hot sauce, and garlic powder.
3. Mix until it's just as radioactive as the surroundings.

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