A towering monument of butter, sugar, and regret
In a world where the average cake is just that, we dared to dream big. Our cakes are not just a sweet treat, but a statement. A statement that says, "I'm better than you, and I'll make you eat your feelings with this towering monument of butter, sugar, and regret."
Bert is our chief baker, and chief of everything else. He's got a PhD in pastry, and a love for 90s grunge music
Luna is our resident cake critic. She's got a degree in culinary arts, and a tongue as sharp as a razor