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Burnt Breakfast - The Menu

Our Specialties:

Scrambled Eggs of Despair
Burnt Toast with a side of Angst
The "I Give Up" Omelette

Our chef, Bertrand, is a master of the art of burnt offerings. Each dish is lovingly crafted to bring you the maximum amount of regret and dissatisfaction.

Try one of our specials:

Overcooked Omelette
Charred Pancakes with a side of Desperation