Time Traveling Therapy

Consultations

Get ready for a journey through the space-time continuum, where every session is tailored to your unique temporal trauma.

Our licensed, time-traveling therapists will help you:

• Unpack your ancestors' baggage
• Deal with the guilt of your past lives
• Prepare for the impending doom of the future

Our Specialized Services

Temporal Reorientation

Get reoriented to the present day after a wild adventure through ancient civilizations.

Only $100/minute (plus applicable taxes and space-time navigation fees)