Welcome to my lair!
As a feline philosopher, I spend my days pondering the meaninglessness of catnip, the absurdity of cat towers, and the existential crisis of being chased by a laser pointer.
Here, you'll find my most pungent philosophical musings, presented with all the gravitas of a cat on a windowsill:
Whiskerface's Manifesto: A Feline Treatise on the Nature of Reality (a treatise that will change your life forever... or at least for 5 minutes)
The Laser Pointer Paradox: A Feline Riddle Wrapped in a Furry Enigma (can you solve it? probably not)