Accessory List

Things we're willing to sell you because you're probably desperate

Our committee's got some great deals for you! Browse our selection of overpriced merchandise:

Item Price
Discounted Mug $50.00 $25.00
Overpriced T-Shirt $75.00
Broken Keychain $100.00

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