BROCHURE OF DESPAIR

A guide to the art of making bad decisions

Chapter 1: The Joy of Mediocrity

We're not saying you have to be a visionary. No, no, no. Just do the minimum.

Why settle for good when you can settle for okay?

Learn to live with the consequences of not trying.

Chapter 2: The Beauty of Procrastination

You've got a deadline? Ha! Who needs deadlines?

Put off that report until tomorrow. Or next week. Or never.

Find joy in the art of doing absolutely nothing.